NPR just played the last movement of Tchaik 4, "Symphony Cunnilingus."
To help his students remember the melody for this particular symphony, the lead trumpet explained the mnemonic for the nine-note melody--everybody loves eating pussy--but he did so by enunciating brazenly enough for his section to hear him over the strings and woodwinds, which were stopped during, "EATING," so he belted "EATING PUSSY!" out over a silent stage.
Classy.
So I upped the ante to "everybody loves cunnilingus," because that's just how I am.
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